The day after losing a job I'd had for over 40 years (Cashier at McDonald's) I was depressed and all I could think about is if I'd ever be able to afford the 3DS I'd wanted for the past 10 years. All of a sudden I heard a knock on the door, but when I opened it no one was there. However, there was a 3DS on my doorstep! From that moment on my life changed forever.
The next day I was able to get a job at Burger King, which I had always dreamed of when working for McDonald's. All my fellow employees had a great sense of humor; whenever I was around them they always burst out laughing. I also noticed my lunch was sometimes missing, which was obviously due to their concern over my weight. On top of that, within a week I found a Porsche on my driveway. Unfortunately the previous owner loved powdered donuts, as there was white powder all over the car, but that didn't bother me. I also noticed what sounded like muffled groans coming from the trunk, but thankfully those went away after a few days.
Overall my life is better than it ever was before, and it's all thanks to the 3DS. Maybe I'll even get to work at Wendy's some day.