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PostSubject: Pimp Training Saga   Thu Sep 27, 2012 10:42 pm

this is the greatest troll ive ever been a part of. One day Miles convinced Cow i was going to start pimp training. We eventually convinced him that i died. Its a bit of a long read but i think its hilarious, enjoy~

[6/4/2012 9:47:26 PM] ν♪ ¢øω: so i hear your training to be a prostitute owner from miles
[6/4/2012 9:48:43 PM] Batmankv: yeah man, i think its the right thing for me
[6/4/2012 9:48:53 PM] ν♪ ¢øω: very cool
[6/4/2012 9:49:00 PM] ν♪ ¢øω: Im excited to hear where that takes you
[6/4/2012 9:49:01 PM] ν♪ ¢øω: Smile
[6/4/2012 9:49:20 PM] ν♪ ¢øω: so tell me how thats all gonna work? Im actually quite interested.
[6/4/2012 9:49:55 PM] Batmankv: well its kind of a family buisness
[6/4/2012 9:50:03 PM] Batmankv: i have connections to get into the house
[6/4/2012 9:50:10 PM] Batmankv: gotta keep bulking up tho
[6/4/2012 9:53:02 PM] ν♪ ¢øω: right, right
[6/4/2012 9:53:20 PM] ν♪ ¢øω: thats certainly very original. Hope it all goes well . Smile
[6/4/2012 9:53:50 PM] Batmankv: yeah man i think its going to go well. i know how to run shit
[6/4/2012 9:54:01 PM] ν♪ ¢øω: sweet man
[6/4/2012 9:55:56 PM] ν♪ ¢øω: and I hear its really good money too.
[6/4/2012 9:56:24 PM] Batmankv: well it depends on what kind of chicks you get
[6/4/2012 9:56:38 PM] Batmankv: it has its benefits tho
[6/4/2012 9:57:05 PM] ν♪ ¢øω: lol ill bet
[6/4/2012 10:02:48 PM] Batmankv: at least i didnt decide to be a prostitute myself, that was an option for a little bit
[6/4/2012 10:03:13 PM] ν♪ ¢øω: haha well this is certainly better
[6/4/2012 10:03:29 PM] Batmankv: im not sure
[6/4/2012 10:03:51 PM] ν♪ ¢øω: your having second thoughts?
[6/4/2012 10:04:07 PM] Batmankv: idk
[6/4/2012 10:04:17 PM] Batmankv: not sure until i actually start
[6/4/2012 10:04:23 PM] ν♪ ¢øω: ah, true
[6/4/2012 10:04:35 PM] ν♪ ¢øω: just exploring different opportunities huh
[6/4/2012 10:05:10 PM] Batmankv: just whatever can make the most money man
[6/4/2012 10:05:45 PM] ν♪ ¢øω: for sure
[6/4/2012 10:05:55 PM] ν♪ ¢øω: but make sure your doing something that you like to do.
[6/4/2012 10:06:40 PM] Batmankv: its kind of like an art form once you see the bright side of it
[6/4/2012 10:08:30 PM] ν♪ ¢øω: Nice.
[6/4/2012 10:08:53 PM] ν♪ ¢øω: I heard you just graduated. Congradulations man! Smile
[6/4/2012 10:13:26 PM] Batmankv: eh it wasnt a big deal
[6/4/2012 10:13:35 PM] Batmankv: school was just a waste of time to get to do what i really want
[6/4/2012 10:19:42 PM] ν♪ ¢øω: so your not going to college or anything?
[6/4/2012 10:21:15 PM] Batmankv: why would i
[6/4/2012 10:23:10 PM] ν♪ ¢øω: i guess if you dont need one then yea. but college gets you a degree. (which you dont need to be a pimp)
[6/4/2012 10:26:40 PM] Batmankv: you seem to disapprove
[6/4/2012 10:27:01 PM] ν♪ ¢øω: i mean its your life. i have no right to judge
[6/4/2012 10:27:07 PM] ν♪ ¢øω: but most people usually go to college
[6/4/2012 10:27:31 PM] Batmankv: why would i want to be like most people
[6/4/2012 10:29:10 PM] ν♪ ¢øω: *shrugs*
[6/4/2012 10:30:44 PM] ν♪ ¢øω: Anyways. I have an honest question for you thats a bit off topic. Why have you never talked to me in the past until now? I feel like you and me never really communicated well, and now all of a sudden were having a disscussion.
[6/4/2012 10:33:49 PM] Batmankv: idk this is more intresting
[6/4/2012 10:34:20 PM] ν♪ ¢øω: oh. i thought i was doing something wrong or something lol
[6/4/2012 10:34:36 PM | Edited 10:34:44 PM] ν♪ ¢øω: its good to have that cleared up. it was bothering me for months that you never responded to my messages.
[6/4/2012 10:36:14 PM] ν♪ ¢øω: Is it too creepy for me to ask what your real name is? I want to pray for you so that your training tomorrow goes well. Smile
[6/4/2012 10:37:33 PM] Batmankv: pimps cant give out their real name
[6/4/2012 10:37:41 PM] ν♪ ¢øω: your not a pimp yet
[6/4/2012 10:37:49 PM] Batmankv: sorry bro
[6/4/2012 10:38:01 PM] ν♪ ¢øω: mmk
[6/4/2012 10:38:05 PM] ν♪ ¢øω: ill just make one up
[6/4/2012 10:39:32 PM] ν♪ ¢øω: uhm, hows kevin work?
[6/4/2012 10:41:49 PM] Batmankv: call me slick back thats my pimp name
[6/4/2012 10:42:26 PM] ν♪ ¢øω: alright, slick back Very Happy
[6/4/2012 10:43:34 PM] ν♪ ¢øω: so i see that you got into victorias secrets, the mkw subclan
[6/4/2012 11:04:14 PM] ν♪ ¢øω: have fun with that.
[6/4/2012 11:07:30 PM] Batmankv: it will be hard not to, if you know what i mean
[6/4/2012 11:07:38 PM] ν♪ ¢øω: haha totally
[6/4/2012 11:07:53 PM] ν♪ ¢øω: I'm trying to get miles to get me in Very Happy
[6/4/2012 11:07:58 PM] ν♪ ¢øω: should be a lot of fun (y)
[5:39:25 PM] ν♪ ¢øω: how was pimp training?
[5:57:48 PM] Batmankv: its kinda hard
[5:57:58 PM] Batmankv: freshman initiation
[5:58:04 PM] Batmankv: is getting fucked by a fat chick
[6:02:52 PM | Edited 6:02:55 PM] ν♪ ¢øω: Really?
[6:05:07 PM] Batmankv: yeah
[7:06:54 PM] ν♪ ¢øω: so did you follow through with that?
[7:07:51 PM] ν♪ ¢øω: the freshman initiation
[7:08:47 PM] Batmankv: of course
[7:08:49 PM] Batmankv: i have to
[7:08:53 PM] Batmankv: or i get kicked out
[7:09:28 PM] ν♪ ¢øω: Oh.
[6/7/2012 10:45:24 PM] ν♪ ¢øω: you get weapons training in pimp training?
[6/7/2012 10:54:26 PM] Batmankv: of course
[6/7/2012 10:54:41 PM] Batmankv: how else are we gonna deal with people going after the girls
[6/7/2012 10:55:47 PM] Batmankv: why do you think there arent more cops cracking down on us
[6/7/2012 10:55:54 PM] Batmankv: they know real shit will go down
[6/7/2012 11:31:02 PM] ν♪ ¢øω: hey man. miles has told me he's been trying to change your mind about going through with all this pimp and prostitution stuff, and I think you should listen to him. This is the bible's and God's perspective about prostitution and any involvement with a prostitute: God forbids involvement with prostitutes because He knows such involvement is detrimental to both men and women. "For the lips of an immoral woman drip honey, And her mouth is smoother than oil; But in the end she is bitter as wormwood, Sharp as a two-edged sword. Her feet go down to death, Her steps lay hold of hell" (Proverbs 5:3-5 NKJV).
[6/7/2012 11:31:45 PM] ν♪ ¢øω: you shouldnt throw your life away and do someting to immorally wrong and disgusting. I know you feel like you have to fill your dad's shoes, but you reality is, is that you don't. you can do whatever you want. This is not a good idea.
[6/7/2012 11:32:17 PM] ν♪ ¢øω: The Bible tells us that prostitution is immoral. Proverbs 23:27-28 says, "For a prostitute is a deep pit and a wayward wife is a narrow well. Like a bandit she lies in wait, and multiplies the unfaithful among men."
[6/7/2012 11:32:38 PM] ν♪ ¢øω: Prostitution not only destroys marriages, families, and lives, but it destroys the spirit and soul in a way that leads to physical and spiritual death. God's desire is that we stay pure and use our bodies as tools for His use and glory (Romans 6:13). First Corinthians 6:13 says, "The body is not for sexual immorality but for the Lord, and the Lord for the body."
[6/7/2012 11:33:07 PM] ν♪ ¢øω: don't dig yourself so deep into this mess that you cant dig yourself up from out of it.
[6/7/2012 11:33:18 PM] ν♪ ¢øω: I strongly urge you to NOT do this.
[6/7/2012 11:34:21 PM] ν♪ ¢øω: I'll be praying for you to make the right decision man.
[6/7/2012 11:42:00 PM] Batmankv: hmm
[6/7/2012 11:42:04 PM] Batmankv: that sounds nice
[6/7/2012 11:42:14 PM] Batmankv: i might sell some bibles to the prostitutes tomorrow
[6/7/2012 11:42:46 PM | Edited 11:42:47 PM] ν♪ ¢øω: dude. this is serious business
[6/7/2012 11:43:25 PM] Batmankv: ???
[6/7/2012 11:43:28 PM] Batmankv: dude
[6/7/2012 11:43:37 PM] Batmankv: the girls need some light in their lives
[6/7/2012 11:43:47 PM] ν♪ ¢øω: prostitution is not a light in their lives
[6/7/2012 11:43:50 PM] ν♪ ¢øω: it will destory them
[6/7/2012 11:43:58 PM] ν♪ ¢øω: why do you think its illegal in almost every state of the country?
[6/7/2012 11:45:03 PM | Edited 11:45:13 PM] ν♪ ¢øω: you should go to college, get a degree in something you truely love to do, get a wife and kids and settle down.
[6/7/2012 11:45:33 PM] ν♪ ¢øω: not this pimping prostitution fighting the cops crips and blood on the run life style
[6/7/2012 11:46:01 PM] ν♪ ¢øω: it is foolish. im telling you all of this because i dont want you to throw away your life.
[6/7/2012 11:46:16 PM] ν♪ ¢øω: please, i beg you to not do this and give it some time. DO NOT just rush into tihs.
[6/7/2012 11:48:16 PM] Batmankv: i spent 18 years thinking about it dude
[6/7/2012 11:48:24 PM] Batmankv: i already told you this is what my passion is
[6/7/2012 11:48:33 PM] ν♪ ¢øω: your passion is to do prostitution?
[6/7/2012 11:48:47 PM] Batmankv: whats wrong with that
[6/7/2012 11:50:51 PM] ν♪ ¢øω: did you not just read all the bible verses i posted?
[6/7/2012 11:50:55 PM] ν♪ ¢øω: its SO wrong.
[6/7/2012 11:51:41 PM] ν♪ ¢øω: im strongly urging you to re-think a healthy and good life with every nerve in my body.
[6/7/2012 11:51:43 PM] ν♪ ¢øω: please dont do this.
[6/8/2012 1:22:43 AM | Removed 1:27:11 AM] ν♪ ¢øω: This message has been removed.
[6/11/2012 11:34:42 AM] *** Batmankv blocked Joe Nutting ***
[6/12/2012 10:04:21 AM] Batmankv: Hi joe.nutting! I’d like to add you on Skype. Batmankv
[6/12/2012 10:26:49 AM] ν♪ ¢øω: ν♪ ¢øω has shared contact details with Batmankv.
[6/12/2012 10:27:44 AM] ν♪ ¢øω: hello?
[6/12/2012 10:28:52 AM] Batmankv: hey, why did you delete me?
[6/12/2012 10:29:07 AM] ν♪ ¢øω: ...
[6/12/2012 10:29:14 AM] ν♪ ¢øω: you died bro.. :/
[6/12/2012 10:29:29 AM] Batmankv: well of course i did
[6/12/2012 10:29:34 AM] Batmankv: that was the point of all this
[6/12/2012 10:34:31 AM] Batmankv: wait what did you think this all meant
[6/12/2012 10:35:51 AM] ν♪ ¢øω: ?
[6/12/2012 10:35:58 AM] ν♪ ¢øω: you were frickin knifed to death
[6/12/2012 10:36:03 AM] ν♪ ¢øω: so i deleted your contact
[6/12/2012 10:36:11 AM] ν♪ ¢øω: or have you been trolling me all this time?
[6/12/2012 10:36:15 AM] ν♪ ¢øω: miles and wally told me you died
[6/12/2012 10:37:04 AM] Batmankv: what?
[6/12/2012 10:37:20 AM] Batmankv: bro pimp training is a cb thing
[6/12/2012 10:37:26 AM] Batmankv: for practicing a new game
[6/12/2012 10:37:35 AM] Batmankv: its super metaphorical
[6/12/2012 10:37:46 AM] Batmankv: we thought you knew about
[6/12/2012 10:38:01 AM] ν♪ ¢øω: thats not even funny, the whole time you were trolling me.
[6/12/2012 10:38:10 AM] Batmankv: wtf?
[6/12/2012 10:38:12 AM] ν♪ ¢øω: you knew i wouldnt know that
[6/12/2012 10:38:14 AM] ν♪ ¢øω: just stop
[6/12/2012 10:38:24 AM] Batmankv: bro what the hell
[6/12/2012 10:38:33 AM] Batmankv: i talked to cc and halr about it to
[6/12/2012 10:38:48 AM] ν♪ ¢øω: about what?
[6/12/2012 10:39:01 AM] Batmankv: about the pimp training thing, they knew what it meant
[6/12/2012 10:39:06 AM] ν♪ ¢øω: miles kept skyping me that you got knifed to death and that he disowned you
[6/12/2012 10:39:16 AM] Batmankv: of course
[6/12/2012 10:39:22 AM] Batmankv: thats the last part of the training
[6/12/2012 10:43:34 AM] ν♪ ¢øω: its obv a troll if you dont care about me at all and you add me on skype again
[6/12/2012 10:43:52 AM] Batmankv: how is it a troll
[6/12/2012 10:43:54 AM] Batmankv: the fuck
[6/12/2012 10:44:04 AM] Batmankv: why would anyone actually believe in pimp school
[6/12/2012 10:44:12 AM] Batmankv: we made it ridiculous so this would never happen
[6/12/2012 10:55:19 AM] Batmankv: [Tuesday, June 12, 2012 10:53 AM] Sean:

<<< [11:52:38 AM] ν♪ ¢øω: just disappointed that bm didnt really diewtf!?
[6/12/2012 10:59:09 AM] ν♪ ¢øω: im just highly disappointed that you would try to pull something like this on me
[6/12/2012 10:59:14 AM] ν♪ ¢øω: like, what did I do to you?
[6/12/2012 10:59:28 AM] Batmankv: pull what dude, i told you its a metephor
[6/12/2012 10:59:35 AM] Batmankv: and now your wishing i was dead
[6/12/2012 10:59:41 AM] Batmankv: wow
[6/12/2012 11:00:05 AM] ν♪ ¢øω: it wasnt a metaphor
[6/12/2012 11:00:11 AM] ν♪ ¢øω: the whole ting was to convince me you died
[6/12/2012 11:00:14 AM] ν♪ ¢øω: and were a pimp
[6/12/2012 11:00:38 AM] Batmankv: wtf
[6/12/2012 11:01:00 AM] ν♪ ¢øω: why would miles message me for 5 days straight saying you were a legit whore who had sex with prostitutes and owned them
[6/12/2012 11:01:03 AM] ν♪ ¢øω: thats not metaphorical
[6/12/2012 11:01:08 AM] ν♪ ¢øω: thats totally specific
[6/12/2012 11:01:12 AM] Batmankv: yeah it is
[6/12/2012 11:01:23 AM] Batmankv: prostitutes = pro players
[6/12/2012 11:01:26 AM] ν♪ ¢øω: no there not
[6/12/2012 11:01:28 AM] Batmankv: sex = playing them in game
[6/12/2012 11:01:30 AM] ν♪ ¢øω: just go away
[6/12/2012 11:01:31 AM] Batmankv: yeah it is dude
[6/12/2012 11:01:33 AM] Batmankv: what the fuck
[6/12/2012 11:01:33 AM] ν♪ ¢øω: stop
[6/12/2012 11:01:35 AM] ν♪ ¢øω: your trolling
[6/12/2012 11:01:37 AM] ν♪ ¢øω: its not funny
[6/12/2012 11:01:41 AM] ν♪ ¢øω: i dont believe you
[6/12/2012 11:01:50 AM] Batmankv: why would i troll you about something that serious
[6/12/2012 11:01:58 AM] ν♪ ¢øω: you tell me
[6/12/2012 11:02:02 AM] Batmankv: im not
[6/12/2012 11:02:10 AM] ν♪ ¢øω: the one time you talk to me, its all a big troll.
[6/12/2012 11:02:29 AM] Batmankv: the hell???
[6/12/2012 11:02:30 AM] ν♪ ¢øω: why did you ask for my skype back after i deleted you?
[6/12/2012 11:02:44 AM] Batmankv: because i thought you were a friend
[6/12/2012 11:02:46 AM] Batmankv: what the fuck
[6/12/2012 11:02:48 AM] ν♪ ¢øω: lol
[6/12/2012 11:02:49 AM] ν♪ ¢øω: just stop trolling
[6/12/2012 11:02:55 AM] ν♪ ¢øω: its not cool
[6/12/2012 11:02:57 AM] Batmankv: bro i never troll
[6/12/2012 11:03:00 AM] ν♪ ¢øω: yes you do
[6/12/2012 11:03:02 AM] ν♪ ¢øω: your in cB
[6/12/2012 11:03:06 AM] ν♪ ¢øω: therefore you troll
[6/12/2012 11:03:09 AM] Batmankv: cb never trolls dude
[6/12/2012 11:03:12 AM] ν♪ ¢øω: yes it does
[6/12/2012 11:03:17 AM] ν♪ ¢øω: its a fact
[6/12/2012 11:03:19 AM] ν♪ ¢øω: im so sick of it
[6/12/2012 11:03:24 AM] ν♪ ¢øω: why do i still have you on skype?
[6/12/2012 11:03:33 AM] ν♪ ¢øω: give me one good reason i shouldnt block you right now
[6/12/2012 11:03:35 AM] Batmankv: when do we troll
[6/12/2012 11:03:37 AM] Batmankv: what the fuck
[6/12/2012 11:03:56 AM] Batmankv: i guess your just trying to troll me...
[6/12/2012 11:04:07 AM] ν♪ ¢øω: im going to block you in 1 minute unless you can tell me why i should keep you on my contacts
[6/12/2012 11:04:17 AM] ν♪ ¢øω: cuz either you completely ignore me or you troll
[6/12/2012 11:04:19 AM] Batmankv: wow dude
[6/12/2012 11:04:22 AM] Batmankv: quit trolling
[6/12/2012 11:04:23 AM] ν♪ ¢øω: yea, wow dude
[6/12/2012 11:04:26 AM] ν♪ ¢øω: quit trolling
[6/12/2012 11:04:30 AM] ν♪ ¢øω: exactly LOL
[6/12/2012 11:04:35 AM] Batmankv: dude
[6/12/2012 11:04:37 AM] ν♪ ¢øω: 30 seconds
[6/12/2012 11:04:39 AM] Batmankv: i try to be serious to you
[6/12/2012 11:04:42 AM] Batmankv: and you give me this shit
[6/12/2012 11:04:46 AM] Batmankv: wow
[6/12/2012 11:04:48 AM] ν♪ ¢øω: 20 seconds
[6/12/2012 11:04:55 AM] Batmankv: now i know why i ignore you all the time
[6/12/2012 11:05:01 AM] Batmankv: such an asshole
[6/12/2012 11:05:01 AM] ν♪ ¢øω: 10
[6/12/2012 11:05:17 AM] Batmankv: obviously your not the kind of person you say you are
[6/12/2012 11:05:39 AM] ν♪ ¢øω: i forgive you for trolling me, but were not on good terms. i dont need this from anyone, expecially you. you are now officially blocked.
[6/12/2012 11:05:54 AM] Batmankv: i didnt troll you the hell



Unfortunately i dont have miles conversations with him documented. i might be able to add later if i ever catchup with him
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PostSubject: Re: Pimp Training Saga   Sat Oct 06, 2012 8:24 pm

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
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